28 Totally Relatable Quotes About Books

Detail of Madonna des Kanonikus Georg van der Paele by Jan van Eyck, 1436
Detail of Madonna des Kanonikus Georg van der Paele
by Jan van Eyck, 1436

Purely for your entertainment, here are 28 Totally Relatable Quotes About Books.  I know I can relate to a lot of them.  I’m sure you will find a few for yourself.  One reason I find these interesting is because many of them show me how intensely involved readers will become with a book.  As I have mentioned in previous posts, I believe that people live a vicarious existence through a story.  When we write, we are not just writing a book or a story, we are creating a universe in which people will hopefully want to, not just visit, but dwell.  All of the writer’s art should therefore focus on creating a virtual reality for one’s readers.  To do that, we need a good  grounding in, or at least a good feel for, human psychology, because we have to shape our creations to fit the human psyche.  How do thoughts come into being?  How do they lead from one to another?  How do images form in the mind?  No, I am not saying that we need Ph.D.’s in psychology to be good writers, but I think we need some sort of archetypal insight into human nature if we are to be the great writers we hope to be.  Darn.  I’m rambling again.  🙂

11 “Real” Haunted Houses to Visit—If You Dare! | 11 “Real” Haunted Houses to Visit—If You Dare! – Yahoo Homes

Here is another interesting bit of trivia for Halloween.   Maybe one of these is in your neighborhood:  11 “Real” Haunted Houses to Visit—If You Dare! | 11 “Real” Haunted Houses to Visit—If You Dare! – Yahoo Homes.

Dictionary.com – Monsters of Literature and Folklore

Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula 1931
Bela Lugosi
as Count Dracula
1931

Here is an interesting bit of trivia:  “8 Monsters of Literature and Folklore” at Dictionary.com – Free Online English Dictionary.  You may have to wait a second or two for the slide show to pop up.

Review of Barrio Tales

Barrio Tales

In Barrio Tales, two well-off American college students (perhaps recent college grads) head into the Mexican border town of Barrio one night to buy cheap drugs from a man named Pedro, whom they have never met.  While they wait in the desert,  a really creepy man comes up to their car and tells them he can take them to Pedro.    They head to a shack where they sit around a campfire and the stranger tells them three horrific stories of Mexicans in the U.S. while the students impatiently wait.   The stories are entitled “Maria”, “Uncle Tio’s Taco Truck”, and “El Monstruo” (The Monster).  The stories, while they can keep your attention, are not great horror.  Perhaps the best way to sum up the movie is as an above-average, low-intensity slasher flick.

“Maria” is the story of the vengeance wreaked by the grandmother of a beautiful young woman who comes to work in the US as a maid at a billionaire’s home.  While the billionaire and his wife are vacationing in the Turks and Caicos, their son comes home from his college graduation to find the new maid and the $15,000 his parents have left him for the summer.  He immediately calls three friends over, including one who is hiding his Mexican heritage from the others (this enables him to be the only one who can communicate decently with Maria). Another, the lead jerk, is hot for the maid and tries to seduce her with marijuana, which she refuses. Later that evening, the friends have some girls over for a pool party involving cocaine and other drugs.  When Maria cannot sleep and comes to the party in her house robe (I assume she is going to ask them to keep the noise down, though she never gets the chance to say why she came down),  the lead jerk tries to coerce her into taking off her clothes.  When she doesn’t comply, he playfully tosses her into the pool.  Unfortunately, she strikes her head on the side of the pool and dies.   The group panics and buries her body.  However, the girl had an apparently intensely mystical connection with her grandmother, who casts a spell that causes each boy to die an excruciatingly gruesome death.

Uncle Tio is a popular man with the teenagers and working people of his southern California neighborhood.  He runs a taco truck and serves delicious tacos, sometimes giving them away.  What makes his tacos so delicious is his secret ingredient:  neighborhood teenagers.  Can you see where this one is going already?

El Monstruo is a local legendary monster that kills illegal immigrants crossing the border.   In the reality of this story, El Monstruo turns out to be a particularly monstrous man and his family of serial killers, who lure groups of Mexicans crossing the border to their ranch, where they dispatch them with a variety of cruel means.  Unfortunately for the family, one of the latest group of victims escapes, who, unknown to the family, is the group’s “coyote” (the trafficker who leads the group across the border).  The coyote fetches his brother and a friend to exact vengeance on El Monstruo and his twisted offspring.

There is not a lot of suspense here.  This movie probably won’t keep you on the edge of your seat, but it is kind of entertaining.  The most interesting facet of the movie is that the cinematography is well done for something this low budget.  Although the movie was produced in 2012,  it has a gritty feel you find in early 70’s pulp horror,.  The characters are well-drawn and the college students are more three-dimensional and realistic than what you find in most slasher films where the actors are simply two-dimensional targets that speak empty-headed lines when they are not screaming in terror.  The acting was above-average and actually showed some degree of depth.

My main complaint about the film is just that the basic premise was just not imaginative.   The film probably would have been a lot better if the screenwriter, director, and producer had gotten together and done something to fire up their imaginations — like using some of the drugs they talk about in the movie.  The feeling I get from this movie is that the director and producer took care of the details, but somehow they missed maintaining a good line of suspense and let the film become all too predictable .

The director and producer also let at least two details slip.  Maria’s grandmother casts a spell to kill Maria’s murderers, yet earlier she insists to one that her grandmother is not a witch.   Meanwhile, the law apparently never gets wind of the accident and no one, even the parents, ever finds out in spite of the fact that there were several students at the party in addition to the four main malefactors.  Maybe I am being overly picayunish, but it just would have been a bit tighter story line if the director could have at least had someone mention that somebody’s parents had paid off a judge or tied up the case in court or something to cover that gap.  This is all I noticed.  It wouldn’t surprise me if there were several more.

Did you think I forgot about the two guys waiting in the desert for Pedro?  You can probably guess the outcome of their story.

The best time to see this film is late night on Netflix while having a few beers or during an attack of insomnia.   Were this still in theatres, I would say that it is worth the price of a matinee, but I wouldn’t spend any more than that.  Do go see it dollar movie night though,  especially if you have had a few drinks and need to sober up, just to see it on the big screen if for no other reason.

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Five Reasons Everyone Should Know Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton | Interesting Literature

Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton, First Baron Lytton Portrait by Henry William Pickersgill
Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton, First Baron Lytton
Portrait by Henry William Pickersgill

Five Reasons Everyone Should Know Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton | Interesting Literature.

I found this article at http://www.interestingliterature.wordpress.com just a few minutes ago.  Though the article does not deal with horror per se, the article will be of interest to horror aficionados (especially horror-historians) because for a short time Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton was one of the more famous writers of horror during the nineteenth century.   His work of horror, “The House and the Brain”, is mentioned in Lovecraft’s famous essay “Supernatural Horror in Literature”.  Lovecraft said of Bulwer-Lytton:

“At this time a wave of interest in spiritualistic charlatanry, mediumism, Hindoo theosophy, and such matters, much like that of the present day, was flourishing; so that the number of weird tales with a ‘psychic” or pseudoscientific basis became very considerable.  For a number of these the prolific and popular Edward Bulwer-Lytton was responsible;  and despite the large doses of turgid rhetoric and empty romanticism in his products, his success in the weaving of a certain kind of bizarre charm cannot be denied.”

Lovecraft goes on to discuss with some degree of praise three of Bulwer-Lytton’s works:  the short story “The House and the Brain” and the novels Zanoni and A Strange Story.  I read “The House and the Brain” some time back and found it an interesting story (though a little long) and even riveting in some parts.  It is about a man who decides to spend the night in a haunted house where no one has been able to stay for very long because it is inhabited by terrifying apparitions.  True to the style of many nineteenth-century stories, the intrepid protagonist finds something of a scientific explanation behind the haunting.  It is definitely worth reading.

I have mentioned Bulwer-Lytton and some of the things for which he is famous in my previous post “The Best Literary Facts from the Twitterverse”, which was also reposted from http://www.interestingliterature.wordpress.com.   You might want to check it out for a few additional facts.

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At the Midpoint of “The Dream-Quest of the Unknown Kadath”

poster by vggonzalez, 2009 at www.gatostudios.wordpress.com Please observe any copyright restrictions.
poster by vggonzalez, 2009 at http://www.gatostudios.wordpress.com
Please observe any copyright restrictions.

One of the several books I am reading currently is an anthology of Lovecraft’s dream cycle.    Its story that I am reading now is “The Dream-Quest of the Unknown Kadath”.   I wrote up my views on the work today for Goodreads.com and thought I would share them here as well (though in a slightly modified version):

I am a Lovecraft fan, but I find “The Dream-Quest…” very tough reading.  I want to finish it, if for no other reason than to be able to say I managed to struggle my way through it and achieve my goal in spite of the hardships I encountered like the explorer of a literary Amazon.

The language is cumbersome and the plot is just Randolph Carter escaping one bad situation after another by luck.  Still, I am only about half-way through, and the optimistic side of me keeps hoping it gets better.  I don’t have much hope though, particularly after reading part of the Wikipedia article on it, which gives Lovecraft’s own views, which echo my own:

“Lovecraft himself declared that ‘it isn’t much good; but forms useful practice for later and more authentic attempts in the novel form.’ He expressed concern while writing it that ‘Randolph Carter’s adventures may have reached the point of palling on the reader; or that the very plethora of weird imagery may have destroyed the power of any one image to produce the desired impression of strangeness.”[8]

In the paragraph preceding this one in Wikipedia, Joanna Russ sums up the work nicely:

“The Dream-Quest has evoked a broad range of reactions, “some HPL enthusiasts finding it almost unreadable and others…comparing it to the Alice books and the fantasies of George MacDonald.[6] Joanna Russ referred to The Dream-Quest as “charming…but alas, never rewritten or polished”. [7]

Count me among the ones who find it almost unreadable, with its awkward, first-draft phrasing and its confused attempt to set a tone using an imagined scholarly, courtly language somewhere between Shakespeare and Poe.

However, I do love this awesome poster, which I found at http://gatostudio.wordpress.com/2009/03/21/the-dream-quest-of-unknown-kadath-poster/.  Please visit this beautiful site.  If you decide you would like to use this poster, please check with gatostudio and adhere to all copyright restrictions.

I just wish Lovecraft had written the story as masterfully as Mr. Gonzalez drew his poster and H.P. had lived up to the promise of the fantastic adventure to which the poster alludes.    The poster really outshines the story.    Given another two or three drafts, this story may have outshone all of Lovecraft’s other works.

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Fictional Realism and You

 

Today at Stumble Upon, I found a fascinating article entitled “10 Mind-Blowing Theories That Will Change Your Perception of the World”.  Of the ten, the most fascinating for writers is #9, “Fictional Realism” which reads:

9. Fictional realism.

This is the most fascinating branch of multiverse theory. Superman is real. Yes, some of you would probably choose a different story, for argument’s sake, Harry Potter might be real too. This branch of the theory argues that given an infinite number of universes, everything must exist somewhere. So, all of our favorite fiction and fantasy may be descriptive of an alternate universe, one where all the right pieces came in to place to make it happen.

So, according to this, Cthulhu and all the rest of the Lovecraftian universe and the eldritch world may actually exist out there someplace just beyond our ken in a parallel universe.  Somehow horror becomes scarier when it becomes possible at some level.

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Story Review: Ray Bradbury’s “The Illustrated Man”

The blogger on Padre Island, January, 2011.

 Padre Island, January, 2011.

I read “The Illustrated Man” for the first time yesterday.  I have been interested in reading it for many years now, after having seen the movie starring Rod Steiger as a television re-run perhaps as far back as the 70’s.    But recently I have been reading “The Martian Chronicles” and when I found myself over the last few days in the Midland, TX public library with time to kill, I thought I would investigate other Bradbury works (even though I have “The Martian Chronicles” in the car).

The movie bears little resemblance to the short story.  In the movie a young man (as best I recall) is camping in the woods as he travels across country, when Rod Steiger staggers into the man’s campsite.  Somehow (my memory is vague) Steiger reveals his body is covered with tattoos and tells the camper that the future can be seen in the empty spaces on his chest and back.  At this point, the spaces on his chest and back form the framework for a series of four short tales, which, if I recall correctly, are other Ray Bradbury stories.    I will not reveal the end, which I recall as being quite good.

The actual story is not a collection of four stories, but a single tale of a man, William Philippus Phelps, who works erecting tents for a circus, but volunteers to become the tattooed man for the carnival sideshow after his weight balloons up to 300 pounds after he “stress-eats” because of the problems between himself and his new bride and he can no longer perform his job for the circus.  Desperate to have any job at the circus, Phelps volunteers to have himself covered in tattoos.   Someone steers him in the direction of an old woman who lives in the nearby woods and who does tattoos for free.   He finds her and from her descrition (aged with eyes, nostrils, and ears sewn shut and living in a shack), she sounds very much like a witch.    She inks the tattoos, which seem magically alive and writhing, but she also places a large bandage in the center of his chest and one in the center of his back and makes him swear not to remove the one on his chest for a week and the one on his back a week after that that.   When Phelps does remove the one on his chest during the course of a show, it shows him strangling his wife, whom the tattoo witch had never seen.  I won’t spoil the ending for you, which is quite enjoyable and reveals what is under the bandage on his back, because I strongly recommend that you read the story, which is only a few pages long.

Though Bradbury is, of course, world renown for his science fiction, this story falls much better into the horror genre.  There is no science anywhere in story, only carnival folk, magical tattoos inked by a frightening witch, suspense, anger, and, ultimately, violence.  The story is beautifully written with the language clear, concise, flowing, and simple yet powerful.  I felt emotionally and intellectually drawn into the story and into Phelps’s life and felt empathy for his plight.  This is an excellent work of horror, though its author’s fame as a demigod of science fiction undoubtedly has most people classify it erroneously.

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Movie Review: “The ABC’s of Death”

 

I watched “The ABC’s of Death” about a couple of weeks ago on Netflix.   This is a bizarre, mind-blowing film that is not for the squeamish and definitely not for children.  Though I had to turn my face a couple of times when the gore and violence becaume more than I could stomach, I found it a fun, fascinating film to watch late on a Saturday night particularly as Halloween approaches.

The link above to the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)will give you the vital details, including the following excellent synopsis:

The ABC’s OF DEATH is an ambitious anthology film featuring segments directed by over two dozen of the world’s leading talents in contemporary genre film. Inspired by children’s educational ABC books, the motion picture is comprised of 26 individual chapters, each helmed by a different director assigned a letter of the alphabet. The directors were then given free reign in choosing a word to create a story involving death. Provocative, shocking, funny and ultimately confrontational; THE ABC’s OF DEATH is the definitive snapshot of the diversity of modern horror. Drafthouse Films, Magnet Pictures and Timpson Films are proud to present this alphabetical arsenal of destruction orchestrated by what Fangoria calls “a stunning roll call of some of the most exciting names in horror across the world.”                Written byAnonymous

No matter what your favorite horror subgenre, I would wager there is something in this film for you:  from suspense to gore to horror with an outlandish fantasy twist to shock to nudity to humor to…whatever.

One of the most entertaining aspects to me was to see how a director, once given a letter, used his/her creativity to develop a story based around that letter.  On the surface, this is easy when one is dealing with a common letter like “M” (murder of course springs to mind immediately or mayhem) or “H” (for hell, horror, etc.), but what do you do with “Q” (“Q is for Quack” was my favorite) or “Z” ?   Just watching creative genius at work was a blast for me.

Though I watched it on Netflix, if it was out at theatres, I would say pay full price on a Saturday night to see this.  It is a great date movie–so long as your date has a taste for the bizarre.

Review: The Worlds’ Greatest Horror Stories

 

 

Last night I finished The World’s Greatest Horror Stories, published in 2004 by Magpie Books and edited by Stephen Jones and Dave Carson.  This is a collection of stories mentioned in Lovecraft’s essay “Supernatural Horror in Literature”, which is included in the collection.  Reading this book gives one a good foundation in the history of the horror genre up to Lovecraft’s time.   It includes such masterworks as Poe’s “The Fall of the House of Usher”, Machen’s “The Great God Pan”, M.R. James’s “Count Magnus”, Charles Dickens’s “The Signalman”, Guy de Maupassant’s “The Horla”, Rudyard Kipling’s “The Mark of the Beast”, and Robert Louis Stevenson’s “The Bodysnatcher” along with many others.

Though a couple may be a little long-winded by today’s standards, overall these are wonderful stories, classic supernatural tales demonstrating what horror should be that were lauded by none other than the father of modern supernatural horror himself!  I highly recommend this to anyone with an interest in literature in general though particularly of course to those with an interest in the horror genre. The beauty of these tales is their ability to keep the reader in edge-of-your-seat suspense,terrified and spellbound, without resorting to the more-often-than-not overdone and too often appalling gimmicks of gore and shock. These tales show that grisly details are not needed to enthrall an audience, but that imagination and craftsmanship are.

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