Last night, I was watching reruns of the old Tonight Show with Johnny Carson on YouTube, when Carson told a joke that I feel obligated to share with the modern, more politically correct world to help them lighten up. Do take into consideration that I have had 4-5 margaritas at this ponit and I am old enought to remember episodes of the Tonight Show from the 70’s.
A man went to Mars and when he returned to Earth a friend asked him what Martian women are like. He replied that they are the same as Earth women except their breasts are on their backs.
“That’s really strange,” said his friend.
“Yeah, but it’s great for dancing,” he replied,
I saw this just now on Twitter and felt compelled to share it.
I found this on YouTube earlier. This is a 1974 interview with Orson Welles in which he talks about being a close friend of Ernest Hemingway. It’s amusing and for me, as a Hemingway aficionado, quite fascinating. I may start posting the YouTube videos I find most interesting or I may even develop a page of them for everyone’s reference.
Seriously, you need to check out the Epic Rap Battles of History Channel on YouTube.
To take your mind off the depressing world that currently surrounds us, here’s a charming little ditty to bring some lighthearted adult fun into your life. Have a beer and enjoy.
I saw this on Twitter and just had to share it, if for no other reason, than to caution the younger generation not to judge a book by its worn and tattered cover.