Selections from The Writer’s Home Companion

Edgar Allan Poe, circa 1849
Edgar Allan Poe, circa 1849

The other day I happened to find my copy of The Writer’s Home Companion (by James Charlton and Lisbeth Mark, 1987), which I had lost/forgotten some time back. I have been perusing it since and have found several anecdotes on various authors of horror, which had not captured my attention when I purchased the book, because I was not interested in writing horror at the time.  I am quoting them below for your entertainment and consideration.   They provide a few insights and lessons into the art and business of writing as well as into the lives of writers, if not in the art of horror specifically.  If you would like to read more of the book, you can probably find a copy at your local library or half-price bookstore.

“Edgar Allan Poe opted to self-publish Tamerlane and Other Poems. He was able to sell only forty copies and made less than a dollar after expenses. Ironically, over a century later, one of his self-published copies sold at auction for over $11,000.”

Stephen King at Comicon, 2007 Photo by Penguino
Stephen King
at Comicon, 2007
Photo by Penguino

“Stephen King sent his first novel to the editor of the suspense novel The Parallax View. William G. Thompson rejected that submission and several subsequent manuscripts until King sent along Carrie. Years later some of those earlier projects were published under King’s pseudonym Richard Bachmann, and one was affectionately dedicated to ‘W.G.T.'”

“Edgar Allan Poe perpetrated a successful hoax in the New York Sun with an article he wrote in the April 13, 1844 edition of the paper.  He described the arrival, near Charleston, South Carolina, of a group of English ‘aeronauts’ who, as he told the story, had crossed the Atlantic in a dirigible in just seventy-five hours. Poe had cribbed most of his narrative from an account by Monck Mason of an actual balloon trip he and his companions had made from London to Germany in November 1836.  Poe’s realistically detailed fabrication fooled everyone.”

Robert Louis Stevenson Portrait by Girolamo Nerli  (1860-1926)
Robert Louis Stevenson
Portrait by Girolamo Nerli
(1860-1926)

“Robert Louis Stevenson was thrashing about in his bed one night, greatly alarming his wife.  She woke him up, infuriating Stevenson, who yelled, ‘I was dreaming a fine bogey tale!’  The nightmare from which he had been unwillingly extracted was the premise for the story of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.”

“Amiably discussing the validity of ghosts, Lord Byron and Percy Bysshe Shelley decided to try their poetic skills at writing the perfect horror story.  While nothing came of their efforts, Shelley’s young wife, Mary Wollstonecroft, overheard the challenge and went about telling her own.  It began ‘It was on a dreary night of November that I beheld the Accomplishment of my toils.’  Her work was published in 1818, when she was twenty-one, and was titled Frankenstein.”

“Edgar Allan Poe was expelled from West Point in 1831 for ‘gross neglect of duty’.  The explanation for his dismissal had to do with his following, to the letter, with an order to appear on the parade grounds in parade dress, which, according to the West Point rule book, consisted of ‘white belt and gloves.’  Poe reportedly arrived with his rifle, dressed in his belt and gloves–and nothing else.”

Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton, First Baron Lytton Portrait by Henry William Pickersgill
Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton, First Baron Lytton
Portrait by Henry William Pickersgill

“Traveling along the Italian Riviera, Lord Bulwer-Lytton, done up in an embarrassingly elaborate outfit, acknowledged the stares of passersby.  Lady Lytton, amused at his vanity, suggested that it was not admiration, but ‘that ridiculous dress’ that caught people’s eyes.  Lytton responded, ‘You think that people stare at my dress and not at me?  I will give you the most absolute and convincing proof that your theory has no foundation.’  Keeping on only his hat and boots, Lytton removed every other article of clothing and rode in his open carriage for ten miles to prove his point.”

If you have anecdotes about your favorite authors that you would like to share, please do.

Questions?  Comments?

Is someone not telling me something?

131019_0002 (1)Over the last few days I have noticed this sign in front of a sporting goods store in Farmington, New Mexico.  This is the same town where I saw the Zombie response vehicle several months ago (if you didn’t see the post, I have included one of the photos below).   My question is:  does everyone else know something I don’t?  🙂

Here’s the car I saw several months ago a mile or two from where the sign is located.  It seems Farmington is getting ready for something.  Maybe Farmington is expecting to be the zombie capitol of New Mexico. 130218_0002

Movie Review: “The ABC’s of Death”

 

I watched “The ABC’s of Death” about a couple of weeks ago on Netflix.   This is a bizarre, mind-blowing film that is not for the squeamish and definitely not for children.  Though I had to turn my face a couple of times when the gore and violence becaume more than I could stomach, I found it a fun, fascinating film to watch late on a Saturday night particularly as Halloween approaches.

The link above to the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)will give you the vital details, including the following excellent synopsis:

The ABC’s OF DEATH is an ambitious anthology film featuring segments directed by over two dozen of the world’s leading talents in contemporary genre film. Inspired by children’s educational ABC books, the motion picture is comprised of 26 individual chapters, each helmed by a different director assigned a letter of the alphabet. The directors were then given free reign in choosing a word to create a story involving death. Provocative, shocking, funny and ultimately confrontational; THE ABC’s OF DEATH is the definitive snapshot of the diversity of modern horror. Drafthouse Films, Magnet Pictures and Timpson Films are proud to present this alphabetical arsenal of destruction orchestrated by what Fangoria calls “a stunning roll call of some of the most exciting names in horror across the world.”                Written byAnonymous

No matter what your favorite horror subgenre, I would wager there is something in this film for you:  from suspense to gore to horror with an outlandish fantasy twist to shock to nudity to humor to…whatever.

One of the most entertaining aspects to me was to see how a director, once given a letter, used his/her creativity to develop a story based around that letter.  On the surface, this is easy when one is dealing with a common letter like “M” (murder of course springs to mind immediately or mayhem) or “H” (for hell, horror, etc.), but what do you do with “Q” (“Q is for Quack” was my favorite) or “Z” ?   Just watching creative genius at work was a blast for me.

Though I watched it on Netflix, if it was out at theatres, I would say pay full price on a Saturday night to see this.  It is a great date movie–so long as your date has a taste for the bizarre.

The Zombie Response Mechanized Division

Based on my site stats, one of my most popular posts has been the one on the local Zombie Response Vehicle.  What has been mind-blowing to me, is that “zombie response vehicle” is one of the most popular search terms people use to find their way to my humble blog.   Out of curiosity, I went to Google images to see what other zombie response vehicles I could find.  The results were even more mind-blowing.  There are a LOT of zombie response vehicles out there.  I heartily recommend a quick search to see what turns up.   In the meantime, I have posted a few of the most interesting ones here.   I have tried to limit my selection to ones you are most likely to see on the street (as opposed to artists’ conceptions, corporate advertising, antiquated military vehicles, etc.), with a few exceptions that I thought were too funny to pass up.

 

from zombiehunters.org
from zombiehunters.org

 

from ca.autoblog.com
from ca.autoblog.com

 

from adadddyblog.com
from adadddyblog.com

 

from extraordinaryintelligence.com
from extraordinaryintelligence.com

 

zombie hunting vehicle 1 from blog.1aauto.com
zombie hunting vehicle 1 from blog.1aauto.com

 

zombie car from gravitysmacked.co.uk
zombie car from gravitysmacked.co.uk

 

Zombie Bus Mock Up warningsides from zombiehunters.org
Zombie Bus Mock Up warningsides from zombiehunters.org

 

from winblog.org
from winblog.org

 

light cavalry zombie attack vehicle from forums.gunsandammo.com
light cavalry zombie attack vehicle from forums.gunsandammo.com

 

from theimpendingdoom.com
from theimpendingdoom.com

 

from halloweenforum.com
from halloweenforum.com

 

from zombiesallover.blogspot.com
from zombiesallover.blogspot.com

 

from reddit.com
from reddit.com

 

from ok4wd.com
from ok4wd.com

 

from luxury4play.com
from luxury4play.com

 

from jmartini.blogspot.com
from jmartini.blogspot.com

 

from imgur.com
from imgur.com

 

from flickr.com
from flickr.com

 

from broncograveyard.com
from broncograveyard.com

 

from flickr.com
from flickr.com

 

from dfwmustangs.net
from dfwmustangs.net

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trivia for the Day: Horror, Humor, and Flatulent Demons

If you would like a short trip to the weird side of the horror news, follow the link to a law article about a case in Romania in which a couple sued four priests for failing to rid their home of flatulent demons:  Romanian Religious Malpractice.

Have a Walking Dead Easter!

Walking Dead Easter Eggs (from Texas Toyz in Corpus Christi, TX)
Walking Dead Easter Eggs
(from Texas Toyz in Corpus Christi, TX)
 
Zombie Peeps(from Texas Toys in Corpus Christi, TX)
Zombie Peeps
(from Texas Toyz in Corpus Christi, TX)

 

Our friend Alyssa Milano from B&J’s Pizza in Corpus Christi, TX posted these on Facebook.  They were too delicious not to share with the world.  According to her the eggs were brought by the Zombie Easter Bunny. 🙂     Have a Walking Dead Easter!

 

 

Shades of Countess Bathory

Elizabeth, Countess Bathory
Elizabeth, Countess Bathory

I confess.  I don’t know how to begin tonight’s article.  It is just so weird that it boggles the mind.

If you are a fan of horror, you may know of Elizabeth, Countess Bathory, the infamous “Blood Countess” and the subject of many books and at least 2-3 movies.   I happen to have a modicum of knowledge about the Countess, because some time back I researched her for a short story for which I am now trying to find a publisher.  The Countess is alleged to have killed perhaps as many as 600 young women in what is now the Czech Republic from about 1604-1610 just to bathe in their blood in order to preserve her beauty.  If you are not familiar with her, just Google “Elizabeth Bathory”.  There are a lot of good articles on her and the one in Wikipedia is a good synopsis of her life.

Fast forward to 2012.

I am sitting at my desk, surfing the net while talking to my mom on the phone, and I come across an article on Yahoo News about Kim Kardashian having a blood facial!

Let me be the first to note that the major difference between the Countess’s and Kim’s blood treatments is that Kim uses her own blood (let me repeat that for the benefit of any unscrupulous lawyers looking for a case:  the Yahoo article states that Kim Kardashian uses her own blood) and not the blood of innocents like the Countess is alleged to have done.

What more can I say?  I could probably write an extensive article just on whether bathing in blood has any actual value as a beauty treatment or whether the charges of bathing in blood put forth by her accusers and detractors have any merit or if it was just a form of black magic practiced by the Countess, but, as fascinating a subject as it is, I unfortunately don’t have the time to pursue it.  Please feel free to conduct your own research though.  I found out some fascinating things during my own and put as many as I could into the aforementioned story.   If and when it is published, I will announce it in this blog.

By the way, one thing I found out about the Countess is that while many people believe the worst about her, there are many who believe that she was innocent. Their opinion tends to be that the vicious stories about her were simply inventions of her enemies to justify their seizing of her land or they were written by gullible historians believing local legends a hundred or more years after her death.  Usually I find the truth of any issue is somewhere between the two extremes of viewpoints.

If you would like an alternate view on the Countess, I would like to recommend a movie entitled “Bathory”, which stars Anna Friel and Karel Roden.  I believe it is a Czech production.  It gives a good, plausible alternative to the legends about the Countess, and in my humble opinion, is probably much closer to the truth than the usual blood-soaked splatterfests you may find.

Horror Humor

From horrorhumor.com
From horrorhumor.com

As you have probably surmised by now, occasionally I like to surf the net looking for the humorous side of horror.  Today,  I found a website called appropriately horrorhumor.com.  From what I can see, they have only been up since February of this year and have only a few posts, but if you like the sample above, they are worth checking out.

Thoughts?  Comments?

 

How about a bit of horror in your humor?

Tonight, I thought I would just do a quick Google search for “horror” and “humor”.   Here are my favorites from among the many results.

From theghoulzone.com
From theghoulzone.com
From theeternalloop.com
From theeternalloop.com
From 30characters.com
From 30characters.com
From Favim.com
From Favim.com
From alphacoders.com
From alphacoders.com

Thoughts?  Comments?

Addendum:

Follow this link to view a demonstration of the waterphone, the device responsible for the majority of eerie sounds and music in horror movies.  This clip is from wimp.com (a very entertaining and often intellectually intriguing site).

Zombie Response Unit 23 Car 54

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I was taking the dog to the vet in Farmington (New Mexico) this morning, trying to come up with a subject for my daily blog, when I saw this car ahead of me.  Of course, I followed him until he stopped in a parking lot, and then I asked his permission to photograph his vehicle and post it on my blog.   Enjoy.

Thoughts?  Comments?  Have you seen anything like this in your area?

Addendum:

Talk about timing!  Check out this CNN article from Dean Obeidallah on “Time to Protect America from Zombies” that appeared only this evening.